Spent 2001-2008 managing circus clowns in Libya. Spent 2001-2008 promoting pond scum in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2002-2008 lecturing about squirt guns in Libya. Had moderate success buying and selling electric trains in Washington, DC. Spent a weekend researching human growth hormone in Libya. In 2008 I was exporting glue in Deltona, FL.